Monday, December 26, 2011

Super Giant Monster Time!

Encounter Critical/Gonzo fans and gamebook collectors take note:





Super Giant Monster Time!

(Choose Your Own Mind-Fuck Fest #3)


by Jeff Burk

illustrated by Chrissy Horchheimer


Will you escape the giant monsters that are rampaging the fuck out of your city?

Aliens are invading the Earth and their ray guns turn people into violent punk rockers. At the same time, the city is being overtaken by giant monsters tougher than Godzilla and Mothra combined. You can choose to be a lone scientist trapped in a secret government lab on a remote island swarming with monstrous killer insects, a badass punk rock chick with a green mohawk caught in a bar room brawl as the city goes up in flames around her, or a desk jockey forced to endure tedious office duties while his building is being attacked by a gargantuan centipede with claws the size of sports utility vehicles. Which character will you become?

To become the scientist, turn to page 149. To become the punk chick, turn to page 11. To become the office drone, turn to page 77. But choose wisely! You might conquer a fleet of alien saucers with the help of a high-flying monster-slicing super cat or drown in a giant monster’s pool of sperm as it butt-fucks your office building.

What will happen next? That’s up to you! When the story hits a fork in the road, you get to choose which path to take. The ending will always be different depending on your decisions. Not only that, you can read this book over and over again for a new experience every time!


I want a copy. Here's the author talking about it on his blog. Here's the link to Amazon where it can be purchased for $11.95, which I'm sure to do next time I have some spare cash.

Oh and here's the first book in the series, co-authored by Jeff Burk: Ocean of Lard (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)

4 comments:

  1. That is just too cool! I just bought a ton of the Choose Your Own Adventure books for my kid....will def. have to check this out! (But..LoL...make sure not to mix it up with hers)

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  2. But..LoL...make sure not to mix it up with hers

    Most definitely.

    I have a large collection of gamebooks but never managed to get any of my kids passionate about them. I certainly don't have any like this one in my collection though. :-)

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  3. Hey, by the by...I got a blog award and had to share the love. I picked you as one of the three..you can get it here, if you'd like it:

    http://books-old-and-new.blogspot.com/2012/01/sharing-love.html

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  4. Thank you for the award April, it made me feel chuffed.

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